In my not so humble opinion, it's high time we acquired a goat or two...

Look how friendly they are!



They're so acrobatically talented, too!




My first choice is a goat, second choice maybe an ewe. Bailey could practice his herding skills.



Or a pig. They're nice and tidy(ish). We could be just like George Clooney and his former pet pig...which a few obvious differences, of course.