Friday, May 15, 2009

Photo O' the Day: More Bugs

What's black, white, and red all over? A sunburned zebra, evidently. I never did think the joke was especially funny. But then again, I'm not much of one for knock-knock jokes and the like. There are a few funny ones out there - but I'll be damned if I can remember them. There is always one person in the class. One kid that can spit out joke after joke after joke. I often envied that ability. The ability to remember useless bits of information for the sole purpose of providing entertainment to others.
Oh wait: I've got one! Why didn't they allow dogs in the White House during Bush The First's [only] term? Because they'd pee on the bushes and chase all the quail! [Insert Groan Here]. Yeah, there is a reason I don't tell jokes. Probably 'cause the only one I can remember is circa 1991. Feel free to start booing me off the stage.
What does this have to do with the above picture? I can't remember.....

1 comment:

  1. Another answer to your first joke is a newspaper...this would mean that red would change to read. Doesn't work as well written down, but a lot more clever when used verbally. :)

    Some of my favorite jokes come from Mary Poppins. "I once new a man with a wooden leg named Smith." "So I said, well, what's the name of his other leg." :) (I also love that this joke works due to an error in grammar. I used to show it to kids to teach them about commas.)