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Thursday, February 17, 2011

Return to Sender

Ok, I’m ready for you to send it back now.
A few kind folks have asked how Bailey is doing with the new addition to the family.  He wants you to know that he is grateful for your concern. And that he is currently screening new owner applicants. He didn’t sign up for this.

I caught him posting the following on Craigslist this morning:


FREE - Brand New Baby Boy (North Seattle)


Date: 2011-02-17, 4:07AM PST
Reply to: sale-wrnbg-2157474566@craigslist.org 


Available - one male human, free to a good home. Only three weeks old! Practically NIB! This cute little guy is a perfect companion for all you insomniacs out there. This breed is an expert at screaming, burping, and pooping. Has brown hair and blue eyes. Needs minor training as he does not respond to any commands and is not yet house trained. 

Human is not neutered and will require additional vaccinations in two months. He comes with a full wardrobe, crib, and a month’s supply of diapers. 

Serious inquiries only, please. 




He got all huffy when I made him delete the ad. In fact, he’s still pouting about it. 

Life is currently not hunky-dory for the poor Beast.


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