Sunday, April 29, 2012

Garden Updates

My Dears,

Exciting news. We have harvested our first crop of the season: rhubarb.

Time to bake up some crisps and crumbles.

Th second bit of news is not so good:

The new neighbors have a cat
and it has sha* [in my veggie garden]
Time to get a bat.

Oh. That was awful. And sorry for the poor choice of language.

No, actually, we're sprinkling cayenne pepper in the gardens in the hope that it will deter the cat.

If that doesn't work....then it's back to the drawing board to think up some new cat-deterrant methods.