Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Benisms. Vol 386.

Yesterday I came down to breakfast in my bathrobe. Ben looked a my outfit and patted me on the arm: "pretty dress, mama"

Poor kid thinks his mom in a bathrobe qualifies as “dressed up”. Gives you a good idea as to why yoga pants and tank tops qualify as everyday wear around here.


We were at the beach yesterday and the girl next to us was smoking.

Ben was horrified.

“MAMA, THE LADY IS ON FIRE!!!”  [at top volume, of course]

Cue the smoker’s embarrassment. Serves her right. Lighting up at the beach is illegal anyhow. But we left before Ben decided he needed to douse her with lake water.