Thursday, March 31, 2016

Benisms vol 386

The kids were playing at the beach yesterday, building something that involved sand, water, and sticks.

Ben (to the other kids): "SUCK IT!!!"

Me: "Wait, WHAT did you say?!"

Ben: "SUCK IT!!"

Me: "Whoa, buddy, those are not words we say to other people. Ever." [Thinking: what the heck is he going to pick up from preschool next?!]

Ben: "What's wrong with 'sunken'? The stick has sunken into the sand."


Sorry buddy. I owe you an apology.