You and I need to have a serious discussion, Bailey. Just because our bed is now down at your level, you are NOT entitled to set a single mud-covered, hairy paw on that mattress. And don't think that scooching down the comforter cover to make a nice cozy bed on the floor is an acceptable behavior, either. Touch it again and your name is MUD.
Which reminds me, has anyone else out there heard the following song?
mud, mud, glorious mud,
nothing quite like it
for cooling the blood
so follow me, follow,
down to the hollow,
and there we will wallow,
in glorious mud
No? Well be sure to check it out (below, with video). I've had it stuck in my head lately. Full lyrics can be found here.
