Monday, March 23, 2009

My, What Big Teeth You Have

1) Take One Beast, contentedly chewing on a rawhide bone. Remove rawhide bone.

Result: Puzzled. Why'd you take me bone?!

2) Take one doggie toothbrush, complete with beef-flavored toothpaste.

3) Proceed to brush the Beast's teeth, much to his extreme displeasure

Result: What clean teeth you have, my dear
Response: [growling]. I want my bone back.