Sunday, March 24, 2013

Benisms [Part 2,568?]

Sonja: “Ben, would you like some water?”
Ben: “Meat!”
Sonja: “So, no water?”

Ben: [Pointing at a gallon of milk]: "Cow’s milk”
Chris: “Yes, cow’s milk”
Ben [Pointing at a different carton of milk]: "Mama’s milk!”

Sorry, kiddo, Mama’s milk will not be appearing in the dairy aisle anytime soon, despite, on occasion, feeling a bit like a lactating bovine.