Saturday, April 27, 2013

Benisms. Vol. 238

Here is the latest:

Benism #1:

Ben stubs his finger against a toy while we’re driving in the car.

Ben:”Mama, ouchie!”
Me: “Oh, sweetie, did you hurt your finger? I’ll kiss it when we get home”
Ben:”No." He turns to Bailey who is sitting next to him on the seat. "Bailey, kiss my finger. [and in a super deep voice] NOW!!”

Benism #2

We’re just about to sit down to breakfast:

Me: “Chris, what would you like to drink?”
Chris: “milk, please”
Ben: “No wine, daddy. No wine.”

And scene.