Benism #1:
Ben stubs his finger against a toy while we’re driving in the car.
Ben:”Mama, ouchie!”
Me: “Oh, sweetie, did you hurt your finger? I’ll kiss it when we get home”
Ben:”No." He turns to Bailey who is sitting next to him on the seat. "Bailey, kiss my finger. [and in a super deep voice] NOW!!”
Benism #2
We’re just about to sit down to breakfast:
Me: “Chris, what would you like to drink?”
Chris: “milk, please”
Ben: “No wine, daddy. No wine.”
And scene.
xo
Sonja
