Saturday, August 08, 2015

Benisms vol 234

Sigh. 

Ben has learned the art of the practical joke. 

As in: "MOM, MOM COME SUPER QUICK!! I JUST POOPED IN THE BATHTUB!!!"

I set the baby down and rush into the bathroom.

Only to find Ben calming sitting on the toilet. 

"Haha, mama, JUST KIDDING."

And then (after a brief period of intense internal focus):

"Whoa. Bombs away!!!"

(What?! Now we're describing BMs?)

 It's like we've skipped all the little boy humor and went straight to high school. Although upon further reflection, I suppose you could argue that 4 year-olds and 14 year-olds aren't separated by much in the humor department... 

2 comments:

  1. And 24 yr olds.....and 34 yr olds.....actually, sorry, Sonja, that's just boys

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  2. You'd have thought I'd have learned that by now. :)

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