Friday, September 25, 2015

Benisms vol 283

Benjamin is watching me change Emma’s dirty diaper.

Ben: “This is DISGUSTING. I am NEVER NEVER NEVER having any kids. EVER. This is the grossest thing I’ve ever seen.”

Weirdly enough, he’s already seen it a million times but perhaps his vocabulary has finally caught up to his feelings.

I’m saving this in perpetuity so that I can whip it out when he’s struggling away, madly trying to wipe down his own wee babe that’s trying her best to perform a Houdini escape maneuver.

Because parenting is nothing if not a hefty dose of karma.