Ben: “This is DISGUSTING. I am NEVER NEVER NEVER having any kids. EVER. This is the grossest thing I’ve ever seen.”
Weirdly enough, he’s already seen it a million times but perhaps his vocabulary has finally caught up to his feelings.
I’m saving this in perpetuity so that I can whip it out when he’s struggling away, madly trying to wipe down his own wee babe that’s trying her best to perform a Houdini escape maneuver.
Because parenting is nothing if not a hefty dose of karma.